The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You7There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is10He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round12You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back16There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business18The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas23Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home24He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe26San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible27