Plot: TEXAS, SAN ANTONIO: There's a famous saying in Norway for situations that appears excessively wild or out of control: - Det er helt Texas her jo! Literally, it's total Texas here! In Norway, Texas is a euphemism for a free wheeling place where anything goes. All my life I've heard Norwegians use this phrase, including myself, without actually having met a single Northman who've ever walked the soil of the Lone Star Republic