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Varnished

Plot: In the quiet English suburbs of Oak Valley, something is afoot… When a local couple’s irreplaceable dining table mysteriously vanishes, the village becomes the centre of a gripping criminal investigation. Detective Inspector Armoire is on the case (and grateful for something to do), but can he find the culprit? In a series of local interviews and dramatic reconstructions, Laura Eccles, Oak Valley’s local community librarian, reveals the truth behind the missing furniture in this exclusive exposé
Release Date: Thursday, December 4 2025
Released within the last year
Genres: Comedy, Crime
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Cast

Portrait of Laura PujosLaura Pujos. Laura Pujos was >> in Varnished as 'Laura'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Christopher SherwoodChristopher Sherwood. Christopher Sherwood was >> in Varnished as 'Inspector Armoire'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Nicola WrightNicola Wright. Nicola Wright was 65 in Varnished as 'Sarah'.
Birthday: Fri, Jan 01 1960
Portrait of Thomas KettThomas Kett. Thomas Kett was 62 in Varnished as 'Pete'.
Birthday: Fri, May 10 1963
Portrait of Georgiana CasbarraGeorgiana Casbarra. Georgiana Casbarra was >> in Varnished as 'Reconstruction Laura'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Gregory CzuraGregory Czura. Gregory Czura was >> in Varnished as 'Stop & Search Teen'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Crew

Portrait of Tom TaplinTom Taplin. Tom Taplin was 29 in Varnished as 'Director, Writer, Producer'
Birthday: Fri, Dec 22 1995
Portrait of Dominic EllisDominic Ellis. Dominic Ellis was >> in Varnished as 'Director of Photography'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Atalanta MaasAtalanta Maas. Atalanta Maas was >> in Varnished as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Antoine ManningAntoine Manning. Antoine Manning was >> in Varnished as 'Editor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Craig ShieldCraig Shield. Craig Shield was >> in Varnished as 'Supervising Sound Editor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Sarah MercerSarah Mercer. Sarah Mercer was >> in Varnished as 'Script Editor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Annie Rew ShawAnnie Rew Shaw. Annie Rew Shaw was >> in Varnished as 'Original Music Composer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Robin ClarkeRobin Clarke. Robin Clarke would have been no older than 68 in Varnished as 'Sound Re-Recording Mixer'
Birthday: Tue, Jan 05 1932 –
Died: Sat, Jul 22 2000
Portrait of Ben CraigBen Craig. Ben Craig was >> in Varnished as 'Assistant Camera'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Bruno PujosBruno Pujos. Bruno Pujos was >> in Varnished as 'Assistant Camera'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Mungo PearceMungo Pearce. Mungo Pearce was >> in Varnished as 'Production Assistant'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Eden Lucy CatterallEden Lucy Catterall. Eden Lucy Catterall was >> in Varnished as 'Assistant Camera'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Chris StanleyChris Stanley. Chris Stanley was >> in Varnished as 'Sound Recordist'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Neill JonesNeill Jones. Neill Jones was >> in Varnished as 'Colorist'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ollie HopkinsOllie Hopkins. Ollie Hopkins was >> in Varnished as 'Gaffer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of David ErwoodDavid Erwood. David Erwood was >> in Varnished as 'Sound Recordist'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday