Poster of The Baby Juice Express

The Baby Juice Express

Plot: A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside
Release Date: Monday, April 19 2004
20 years ago
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Cast

Portrait of Nick MoranNick Moran
Nick Moran was
34 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Des'.
Tue, Dec 23 1969
Portrait of Nick BrimbleNick Brimble
Nick Brimble was
59 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Krakowski'.
Sat, Jul 22 1944
Portrait of Lisa FaulknerLisa Faulkner
Lisa Faulkner was
32 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Lauren'.
Sat, Feb 19 1972
Portrait of Phil DavisPhil Davis
Phil Davis was
50 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Frank O'Reilly'.
Thu, Jul 30 1953
Portrait of Samantha WomackSamantha Womack
Samantha Womack was
31 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Trixie (as Samantha Janus)'.
Thu, Nov 02 1972
Portrait of Joe BugnerJoe Bugner
Joe Bugner was
54 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Palooka'.
Mon, Mar 13 1950
Portrait of Julian ClaryJulian Clary
Julian Clary was
44 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Jason'.
Mon, May 25 1959
Portrait of Angela DouglasAngela Douglas
Angela Douglas was
63 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Celestia'.
Tue, Oct 29 1940
Portrait of David CardyDavid Cardy
David Cardy was
>> in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Goldberg'.
Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ruth JonesRuth Jones
Ruth Jones was
37 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Gladys'.
Thu, Sep 22 1966
Portrait of Dave CourtneyDave Courtney
Dave Courtney was
45 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Baxter'.
Tue, Feb 17 1959 –
Sun, Oct 22 2023
Portrait of Gary TipladyGary Tiplady
Gary Tiplady was
>> in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Burke'.
Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Callum DixonCallum Dixon
Callum Dixon was
>> in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Hare'.
Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Hugh FraserHugh Fraser
Hugh Fraser was
58 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Arthur Burnett CBE'.
Tue, Oct 23 1945
Portrait of Howard Lew LewisHoward Lew Lewis
Howard Lew Lewis was
62 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Kent'.
Thu, Aug 21 1941 –
Sat, Jan 20 2018
Portrait of Paterson JosephPaterson Joseph
Paterson Joseph was
39 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Sean Boetang'.
Mon, Jun 22 1964
Portrait of Stephen MarcusStephen Marcus
Stephen Marcus was
41 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Lenny Von Something'.
Mon, Jun 18 1962
Portrait of Ray ParlourRay Parlour
Ray Parlour was
>> in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Vince'.
Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Cleo RocosCleo Rocos
Cleo Rocos was
37 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Sharon'.
Sun, Jul 24 1966
Portrait of Steve SpeirsSteve Speirs
Steve Speirs was
39 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Mystery Man'.
Mon, Feb 22 1965
Portrait of David SeamanDavid Seaman
David Seaman was
>> in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Huge Gangster'.
Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Terry StoneTerry Stone
Terry Stone was
33 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Repro Man'.
Wed, Jan 13 1971
Portrait of Badi UzzamanBadi Uzzaman
Badi Uzzaman was
65 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Singh'.
Wed, Mar 08 1939 –
Sat, Jun 04 2011

Crew

Portrait of Michael HurstMichael Hurst
Michael Hurst was
31 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Director, Writer'
Sat, Mar 03 1973
Portrait of Nick MoranNick Moran
Nick Moran was
34 in The Baby Juice Express
as 'Writer'
Tue, Dec 23 1969