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Mean Goals

Plot: Jesus joins a gay soccer team to bond with his dying father over their shared passion for the sport. But his desire to win his father's approval is eclipsed by a new obsession once he discovers the team is filled with mean soccer gays
Release Date: Friday, May 30 2025
Released within the last year
Genres: Comedy
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Cast

Portrait of Abraham RodriguezAbraham Rodriguez. Abraham Rodriguez was >> in Mean Goals as 'Tenoch'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Jack MurilloJack Murillo. Jack Murillo was >> in Mean Goals as 'Robbie'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Paloma Esparza RabinovPaloma Esparza Rabinov. Paloma Esparza Rabinov was >> in Mean Goals as 'Melina'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Brandon PapoBrandon Papo. Brandon Papo was >> in Mean Goals as 'Chauncey'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Zack Rikito HarrisZack Rikito Harris. Zack Rikito Harris was >> in Mean Goals as 'Martin'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Dave SilvaDave Silva. Dave Silva was 72 in Mean Goals as 'Rey'.
Birthday: Sat, Jul 12 1952
Portrait of Jack WalzJack Walz. Jack Walz was >> in Mean Goals as 'Kyle'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Indar SmithIndar Smith. Indar Smith was >> in Mean Goals as 'Tré'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Kent NavarretteKent Navarrette. Kent Navarrette was >> in Mean Goals
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Carlos Padilla Jr.Carlos Padilla Jr.. Carlos Padilla Jr. was 33 in Mean Goals as 'Johnny'.
Birthday: Wed, Oct 16 1991
Portrait of Donato FatuesiDonato Fatuesi. Donato Fatuesi was >> in Mean Goals as 'Alexis'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Mark SaldanaMark Saldana. Mark Saldana was >> in Mean Goals as 'Eugene'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Abraham BaltazarAbraham Baltazar. Abraham Baltazar was >> in Mean Goals as 'Ref'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Crew

Portrait of Ahuatl AmaroAhuatl Amaro. Ahuatl Amaro was >> in Mean Goals as 'Director, Screenplay, Executive Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Aakash RajAakash Raj. Aakash Raj was >> in Mean Goals as 'Director of Photography'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Barbara LettieriBarbara Lettieri. Barbara Lettieri was >> in Mean Goals as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Fanfan ZhouFanfan Zhou. Fanfan Zhou was >> in Mean Goals as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Bryan BonillaBryan Bonilla. Bryan Bonilla was >> in Mean Goals as 'Co-Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Jacob OrtunoJacob Ortuno. Jacob Ortuno was >> in Mean Goals as 'Associate Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Bamby SalcedoBamby Salcedo. Bamby Salcedo was >> in Mean Goals as 'Associate Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Joseph MurphyJoseph Murphy. Joseph Murphy was >> in Mean Goals as 'Editor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Sean SegalSean Segal. Sean Segal was >> in Mean Goals as 'Original Music Composer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Vihaan AbhyudayaVihaan Abhyudaya. Vihaan Abhyudaya was >> in Mean Goals as 'Sound Designer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Everett Reeves RouttEverett Reeves Routt. Everett Reeves Routt was >> in Mean Goals as 'Assistant Makeup Artist'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Matteo MartignagoMatteo Martignago. Matteo Martignago was >> in Mean Goals as 'Gaffer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Aika GreenidgeAika Greenidge. Aika Greenidge was >> in Mean Goals as 'Casting'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of giovanni chiesagiovanni chiesa. giovanni chiesa was >> in Mean Goals as 'Sound Mixer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Josh KeithJosh Keith. Josh Keith was >> in Mean Goals as 'Script Supervisor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Gino AmadoriGino Amadori. Gino Amadori was >> in Mean Goals as 'Colorist'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday